Ghost Writer submissions
Here are a few ghost written submissions of what this site is going to be like. These were all submitted by Jeremy Collins.
“I swam today, made jokes that nobody got. I suck.” – Mike Quinn
“I don’t really care if nobody gets me in the morning, I had fun, that is all that matters.” – Mike Quinn
“Day 1. I’m going to rule the poker work in just a few short weeks with this new book I got.” – Mike Quinn
“Day 2. Fuck dude. I suck ballz at the poker. This book sucks. I’ll read another, then I’ll rule the poker world!” – Mike Quinn
“Day 3. I’m an idiot. I moved up to $1/$2 so I’d clear my bonus. Now I have no money AND no bonus.” – Mike Quinn
“Day 4. The wife is going to play poker. She thinks she can do half as good as me. Lets do the math: $0 * .5 … hrm, yup she can. I approve. She will start tomorrow! Yeah! The wife
and I will rule the poker world! Oh wait, she didn’t read the book. Oh well.” – Mike Quinn (and soon wife)
That is a solid example of the intellectual level you can expect to find here. I am sorry to say, that all writing actually conducted by me will contain the humor content found in the above material. If you find yourself laughing at my witicism’s, I didn’t write it. If you find yourself laughing at me, I wrote it.